Has my dad Keith Jelinek been trying to kill me? Observations (4:43 pm updated)
A pattern of experiences causes me to wonder what my dad has been up to since 2020: he’s been putting trackers in my things
Now that I have finally seen my dad in terms of his full evil, I am left wondering about a few events from my life in the last few years.
In Fall 2020, just after I had moved into their house during Covid, my girlfriend and I took my dad’s red jeep for a drive to the UP. The jeep had no signs of issues, although it was old: suddenly it starts smoking out the back for no reason and I’m pulled over by a cop who then sends me on my way and suggests I get the car looked at. Then we are we driving late at night through the lower peninsula, the tires start going flat; my girlfriend and I barely make it to a gas station where she takes command of the situation because I am freaking out.
Then, in Fall 2023, my wife and I again go to Marquette for a few weeks. I am using my Dad’s BMW which has JUST been serviced at the BMW in Bloomfield Hills. Suddenly, right before my wife and I are about to drive back, the engine is overheating! We drove and drove through the night with our baby: the local auto shop said there was absolutely no sign of anything wrong with the vehicle, and he said personally he’d drive it back to Bloomfield Hills and get it checked out. But he wouldn’t be worried, he said, to drive it.
He was wrong. We barely made it back. Multiple times throughout the night the engine was shutting down and we needed to pull over to the side of the highway with our baby in the back — repeatedly throughout the night, every 3-4 minutes in the dark, the most terrifying experience of my life — until now.
This time, before I drove to the UP in the fall, I was worried given the recent past and the fact that my car, purchased from Carvana with money from my parents (I told you these people invested a lot of money in me lol) recently, had just been in a corporate auto shop.
weird thing: the queer people at the local auto shop told me there was NO RECORD of my car ever having been in any auto shop recently!!!! They reviewed everything and, having had these people reassure me and fix the issues, I drove to the UP and back without issue.
Tell me this daddy:
What would have happened if I didn’t let those queer people look at my car?
And why has my dad been so adamant I put Simplisafe cameras in my home? Why the disappointment when I went no cameras and switched to Ring?
And why do my Chase credit cards keep getting declined randomly for the first time in 8 years?
And what’s the deal with the sewage that flooded my wife and i’s brand new apartment 4 times in 2 weeks?
Is all of this why when I was evicted from my home, you gave me 900 bucks, told me there was nothing more you could do for me, and criticized me for not immediately finding an apartment?
Is this why mom immediately blocked me on Facebook after I ditched your location tracker on the side of the highway once a man asked me for jumper cables, thus reminding me it was there? Or did she block me because I closed my Verizon number, got a new one, and you couldn’t follow me anymore?
You REALLY wanted my new address didn’t you?
And why did your attempts to kill me really take off when I was in your basement rediscovering my love for music and on the verge of finding Phoebe???
Did you know something was happening in the world that threatened your interests?
Did you know I was a part of it?
Is that the real reason why you really really wanted me to try a sample of your Athletic Greens just a few weeks ago? What were you going to put in it?
Or is all of this just because in 2020 I told you u wouldn’t vote for you if you ran for president? You were so bitter daddy.
Tell me this daddy:
My car got towed from the motel last night. Do you know what I’m talking about daddy? What are they doing with my car right now?
I’ll never touch that car again dad.
Everything you’ve ever touched: get it away from me forever.
You are not safe.
You are fucking evil.
You can keep the car.
