why my grandma Charleen, a first class witch, made rite aid buy Payless (my transformation literally begins with Diwali 1996 and my mom’s subsequent hunt for a house in Michigan)

Thank you for saving me grandma!!! I love you!!! ❤️❤️❤️ (scroll down for referenced screenshots !)

“When I was a little boy, I had a picture book showing the lives which human beings once led side-by-side with dinosaurs. In it, I learned about all the evidence that dinosaurs went extinct because they were hunted and ultimately exterminated by humans. The “behemoth” mentioned in Job 40:15 was probably a brontosaurus, grazing on the grass near people’s farmland. And the “leviathan” mentioned in the books of Psalms, Job, and Isaiah was probably something like a mosasaur, which could not have gone extinct 66 million years ago because the Earth is only 6,000 years old. The dragons mentioned in European and Chinese folklore, meanwhile, are further evidence that predatory dinosaurs lurked in the wilderness for many centuries after the birth of Christ. The children’s book even taught me that some dinosaurs could in fact breathe small amounts of fire, which explains why they are confused with dragons.

When I brought the book to my paternal grandmother’s house, she looked through it and became visibly disturbed. “This is not true,” she told me. “There were no dinosaurs 700 years ago!” She said dinosaurs went extinct millions of years ago and never lived with human beings. And so whom was I to believe as a small little boy? My grandma or my parents? Perhaps the answer came when I was very young and my paternal grandmother died. Years later I would wonder: Is my grandma burning in Hell because she didn’t believe God’s Word in the Book of Genesis? How can someone truly be saved if they accept Christ’s sacrifice but reject the Scriptures?”